An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts. So the driver happily munches them. Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful of more peanuts.
Driver: “Why don’t you eat them yourself, ma’am?
Old lady: “I can’t chew. You see I have no teeth.”
Driver: “Then why do buy them?”
Old lady:” Ok, I just love the chocolates around ’em!”
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