A man was praying in the church.
He said to the God, ‘God, can I ask you a question?’
‘Of course my son, what would you like to know?’ God asked the man.
‘God, what is a million years to you?’
‘Well,’ God said,’ As a second.’
‘And what about a million dollars?’
‘My son,’ God replies’ As a penny,’
‘So, can I have a penny?’ asks the man.
God-‘Sure! Just wait a second,’